latta:

katherinedan:

susannahbrown:

a-wolf-at-the-table:

thatgaynerdyguy:

One of my earliest childhood memories is from a DZ Discovery Zone

fuck thoes places, have you seen whats at the bottom of thoes ball pits? Who the fuck is cleaning all that shit.

OH MY GOD THIS WAS MY LIFE

Oh fuck yeah I lost a tooth here

I cried once when I thought I got lost in the play place here. The most traumatic experience of my life.

I broke my arm there, and my mom kissed it and let me go back and play. And then dad wouldn’t take us back. Every time we asked he’d say “Every time you ask, it’ll be longer.” We stopped asking. He never took us back. 

damnperfectdaydream:

French (/bestiality?) ad… too hot for TV

100th post….

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GOD Jerry”

whendavidtennantcriesicry:

psychopomp-sentinel:

twerkdatstrider:

neairaalenko:

ahtist:

princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

THAT WAS COOL

My hands are too small to do this effectively.

I wish I wasn’t iPod

I still don’t get it… WHY DO THESE THINGS NEVER WORK FOR ME?

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

distinguishedbaloney:

“Caught My Boyfriend Of 2 Years Cheating, And This Is My Revenge”

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry